maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]
(via justjessica08)
why isn’t “too sad” a valid excuse to skip school and lay in my bed all day
(Source: dipsetchain, via adventuresandmusic)
ah yes, work. *picks up briefcase and walks away slowly* *trips over dog* *briefcase falls and breaks open* *hundreds of yugioh cards fall out* i must leave
(Source: callurn, via vriskasleftnipple)
